OK, I think I've worked out how these Expertease business phone calls are being leaked out.
Our luxurious meeting room at a local Staples, has a door clearly marked PRIVATE, and this is where Clare and I do our phone calls.
But, as long-time listeners know, we have a friendly trained chimp, RonRon, who we keep as an attention-grabbing mascot. Apparently RonRon has been misreading the sign on the door PRIVATE as PRIMATE, and assumed that he was welcome in on our secet phone call meetings.
Staples has a surprisingly strict "no pets" policy, and, even though, I assured them RonRon was a mascot, not a pet, they got pretty rough with him and tossed him out.
In retaliation, RonRon has used his nearly human intelligence, his opposable thumbs, and his access to my Amazon account, to buy a tape recorder and secretly record our PRIVATE business calls, like the one below.
I still am not sure how they're getting out onto the internet, like the ones here.
